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 Olindalima ( F )
 
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							| The Mom Song 
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							| Hi, friends A few weeks ago I put a link to a utube video with a fantastic song ( Guilherme Tell ouverture), - THE MOM SONG -which I thought could be used in a lesson. Someone told me Frenchfrog had already uploaded a lesson using that video, which I downloaded and yes, it is a great lesson. My problem now is that I wanted to use it in one of my next lessons, but I discovered that it is not available anymore. I didn �t download it, I just kept the link.
 I wander if any of you did get the video, instead of just the link and wouldn �t mind to email it to me.
 Thanks in advance
 
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 manonski (f)
 
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							| The video is on youtube:   Do you know how to download video from youtube on your hard drive?   I do have the video on my hard drive. I could try to email it but I don �t know if the file is too big. Just PM your email address |  13 May 2009     
					
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 nikita2008
 
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							| Hi, remember that we have a folder in mediafire for large files. This could help.   I �ll try to find the link. |  13 May 2009     
					
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 dennismychina
 
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							| Hi Olinda, 
I have the worksheet. If you PM me your email add. I�d be happy to mail it to you. Enjoy. |  13 May 2009     
					
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 s.lefevre
 
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							| Hi, This one is with lyrics   Silvia |  13 May 2009     
					
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 moravc
 
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							| TEXT FOR THE "no piano" version - Anita Renfroe version (1st link...) 
 Momsense
 Anita Renfroe
 
 Get up now
 Get up now
 Get up out of bed
 Wash your face
 Brush your teeth
 Comb your sleepy head
 Here�s your clothes
 And your shoes
 Hear the words I said
 Get up now
 Get up and make your bed
 Are you hot?
 Are you cold?
 Are you wearing that?
 Where�s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
 Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
 Don�t forget you got to feed the cat
 Each your breakfast
 The experts tell us it�s the most important meal of all
 Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
 Did you remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
 Don�t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
 So you must play
 Don�t shovel
 Chew slowly
 But hurry
 The bus is here
 Be careful
 Come back here
 Did you wash behind your ears?
 Play outside
 Don�t play rough
 Would you just play fair?
 Be polite
 Make a friend
 Don�t forget to share
 Work it out
 Wait your turn
 Never take a dare
 Get along
 Don�t make me come down there
 Clean your room
 Fold your clothes
 Put your stuff away
 Make your bed
 Do it now
 Do we have all day?
 Were you born in a barn?
 Would you like some hay
 Can you even hear a word I say?
 Answer the phone
 Get Off the phone
 Don�t sit so close
 Turn it down
 No texting at the table
 No more computer time tonight
 Your iPod�s my iPod if you don�t listen up
 Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you�re coming home?
 Say thank you, please, excuse me
 Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
 You�ll appreciate my wisdom
 Someday when you�re older and you�re grown
 Can�t wait �til you have a couple little children of your own
 You�ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
 But right now
 I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
 Close your mouth when you chew
 Would appreciate
 Take a bite
 Maybe chew
 Of the stuff you hate
 Use your fork
 Do not you burp
 Or I�ll set you straight
 Eat the food I put upon your plate
 Get an egg in the door
 Don�t get smart with me
 Get a Grip
 Get up here I�ll count to 3
 Get a job
 Get a life
 Get a PhD
 Get a [???]
 I don�t care who started it
 You�re grounded until your 36
 Get your story straight
 And tell the truth for once for heaven�s sake
 And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
 Would you jump too?
 If I�ve said it once, I�ve said at least a thousand times before that
 You�re too old to act this way
 It must be your father�s DNA
 Look at me when I am talking
 Stand up straighter when you walk
 A place for everything
 And everything must be in place
 Stop crying or I�ll give you something real to cry about
 Oh!
 Brush your teeth
 Wash your face
 Get your PJs on
 Get in bed
 Get a hug
 Say a prayer with Mom
 Don�t forget
 I love you
 **KISS**
 And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom�s work never ends
 You don�t need the reason why
 Because
 Because
 Because
 Because
 I said so
 I said so
 I said so
 I said so
 I�m the Mom
 The mom
 The mom
 The mom
 The mom
 Ta-da
 
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 moravc
 
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							| if you need the video, you can download it from youtube if you can �t download from youtube , please pm and I  �ll try to upload it to AFtab57  �s mediafire folder
 
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 manonski (f)
 
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							| I �ve already emailed to the members who sent me a PM but I could email it to aftab. That �s a good idea. |  13 May 2009     
					
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 moravc
 
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							| HOW ABOUT KIDS SONG ?? Anita Renfroe did a great job with the Mom Song, but how about
the kid �s version? What about our complaints, nags and endless
eyerolls?
 
 Here Vanessa Van Petten does her own rendition of
the Mom Song with the kid �s version! For more funny spoofs, songs and
the kid �s perspective on awesome parenting check out
http:onteenstoday.com. We are the only parenting blog written from the
teens.
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJlZnPIzyLg
 
 Lyrics to the Mom Song Kid �s Response
 by Vanessa Van Petten
 
 I am up, I am up, Im up and dressed
 Can I wear this, am I cute, are the boys impressed
 Wheres my clothes and my shoes and my backpack at
 And, Yes Im wearing that
 No mom, no OJ, wheres the pop tarts at
 Wheres my lunch, eww gross, do I look fat?
 After school bring me a snack when I get back
 And then its homework until I collapse
 
 Watch some TV shows, to us teens its the most important thing of all
 Get my TIVO for set up for gossip girls�the coolest show of all
 Please remember not to come downstairs when my friends are over here
 Just stay upstairs all the time so when we gossip you will not hear
 TTYL, Not now, Im coming, can you drive me there
 
 Close my door, Get out! Please dont touch mess up my hair
 I said thank you, I dont want to, please dont bother me
 Theres my cell phone, its a text, Ill have to BRB
 LOL, cu later,  take me to the mall
 Wait one second I have to take this call.
 
 Thats so chill, so cool, oh mom please chillax
 ROTFL, oh please dad just relax
 I hear breathing mom,  is that you on my call
 While youre here though can I have money for the mall
 Hi mom, its me, Im over at sandys
 
 and I �m wondering if I can spend the night? We �re watching movies And yes, Sandy �s mom is also here right now,
 talk to her, oh maybe shes in the shower so im not sure how.
 Oh man what If my parents catch me
 
 there are some things that we do that all parents cant see
 I forgot my homework, what Im grounded, oh you are so unfair
 Were you never young, youre the worst, and you are always late to day care
 
 Do I have to, I dont want to, can I have some money
 Not a boyfriend, were just friends, just an FWB
 You dont get me, your so lame, can you drop me off here
 I dont want my friends to see you near
 My day was fine, and my test was just ok
 
 ill never be like you, my kids will be great
 dont read my diary, just give me my privacy
 Can I go to the dance, I wont get an STD
 Oh and about parents who patrol
 about Parental controls
 
 they dont really work
 We know when you lurk
 And often cover up
 With fake homework
 Or IM our friends red parents alert
 
 So I want to tell you that when we say that we hate you
 We know
 you really want to keep us safe
 But can I just make our case
 Sometimes we just want a little freedom from your rules
 And when you nag us, and tell us to
 Take out the trash and clean dog poo
 Our only course of action is to roll our eyes at you
 Mom!
 
 Brush my teeth, wash my face, fight with mom
 Text my friends, ask for money, put my retainer on
 I guess its true, I love you
 And tomorrow we will do this all again because a moms nags never end
 Can I have a later curfew
 I need it, just trust me, everyone else does it too
 Hey mom hey mom hey mom hey mom, hey mom
 I love you, I do, Im your kid!
 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpeGGlgXyY
 KIDS SONG Lyrics
 "Can we go sledding?
 I want to build a snowman.
 Will you play with me?
 Can I go outside to play?
 Will you push me on the swings?
 
 Will you read me a book?
 I can do tricks,
 look mom look!
 
 But I dont wanna.
 I dont have to go potty.
 I think I wet my pants.
 I already brushed my teeth.
 Im too tired.
 I dont need a nap.
 Do I have to go?
 Are we there yet?
 
 Is it multiple choice?
 Is it fill in the blank?
 Can it be open book?
 Can we have a word bank?
 I didnt know we were having a test.
 Dont you know I did my best?
 
 I dont have any homework.
 I heard you the first time!
 I already practiced my instrument!
 Get off my back.
 
 How come she gets to do it and I dont?
 Thats not fair!
 Are you kiddin me?
 Sarahs mom lets her do it!
 
 I didnt do it!
 I wish you were like his mom.
 I just want 5 more minutes?
 Can I play one more?
 But my favorite show is on.
 Can I stay up late?
 You dont know what its like.
 DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
 
 Will you fix my toy?
 Will you play with me?
 
 Im hungry
 Im thirsty
 Im hot
 Im cold
 I dont want to wear a hat.
 Please dont make me wear that.
 
 Ew, I stepped in something sticky.
 The food you make is very icky.
 I ate the food you put on my plate
 Although its the stuff that I really hate.
 Do I have to eat that?
 But it tastes funny!
 Please mom can I get a bunny?
 
 Can I stay home from school today?
 Im getting a sore throat.
 I dont want to go to the doctors.
 But Im feeling better.
 Will I have to get a shot?
 Will the doctor give me stickers?
 
 I did my chores, they were really a bore
 I picked up my toys.
 I fed and the brushed the dog.
 Can I have my allowance?
 Can we go to the toy store?
 But mommmmm!
 You never buy me anything.
 
 Cant you see that Im already grown,
 And Im ready to do things on my own.
 I can do it all by myself.
 
 I dont know how to do it!
 What the heck Im only 12,
 I dont want responsibilities!
 
 What does this say?
 
 Hes not sharing!
 He bit me!  She hit me!
 But WHY?
 
 Will you tuck me in?"
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